Are You Lonesome Tonight (Senior Citizen Version)

Elvis would be 74 now, if he had lived.  I wonder if he would have re-written ‘Are You Lonesome Tonight’.  If so, this is how it might have been:

Are you lonesome tonight?
Does your tummy feel tight?
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 Does your memory stray,
To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums?

 Is your hairline receding?
Your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her,
And its prostate for him.

The rest of the song

Thanks Gene

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