Miss Cellania has created a list of one irony after another.
1. Online pop-ups offering to help you get rid of online pop-ups advertisements.
2. When your Seeing Eye dog goes blind.
3. Needing to pay someone to help you pay your taxes.
4. That Valentine’s Day was placed in February, just in case single people who have recovered from the loneliness that Christmas and New Year’s Eve induced.
5. That even the fanciest restaurants suffer from pest-control problems.
6. Wondering who was rude enough to leave an empty roll of toilet paper and then remembering it was you.
7. Tipping the bartender for handing you a bottle of beer, but giving nothing to the guy who pumps your gas in the pouring rain.
8. That we judge balding men by the choices they make in coping with their baldness.
9. That finding your roach traps empty only adds to your fear that they don’t work, instead of reassuring you that you don’t have roaches anymore.
10. That all good things come to an end, but some mediocre things seem to last a very long time.
11. When you wish, as you blow out the candles, is that this be the last birthday you spend with the people around you.
12. Cults that build up huge arsenals, refuse to pay taxes, and complain that the FBI is watching over them.
13. People who refuse to see a psychologist because they don’t need to pay someone to help them out with their issues, but will gladly spend $100 a week at a tanning salon.
14. What most telescopes are used for.
15. When your fear of overpacking causes you to underpack.
16. Paying a toll to cross a bridge when you know you’re going in the wrong direction.
17. The fact that many old people are forced to live out the remainder of their lives in formerly good neighborhoods.
18. Paying three bucks for a cup of soda that’s 70 percent ice.
19. That the most intense laughter you have usually comes at the least appropriate time.
20. Wondering if you are entitled to the deep sense of loss you feel when a celebrity you admire dies.
21. That you wouldn’t have the faintest idea if your accountant was ripping you off.
Miss C has some very well developed…..perceptions.
5. VERY true. If you only knew…
6. I was really pissed about that issue, really REALLY pissed. But no one to scream at, I live alone…
7. “guy who pumps gas”…Miss C visited Neptune??
8. You know, they do ‘the comb-over’ to impress you women.
13. …or on lotto tickets.
14. ??
18. There really should be consumer laws about this scam.
Wait. Is there still a gas station with guys to pump the gas???
I have to second that “guy that pumps gas” deal. What planet do they still do that on?
Buckle up and enjoy the next 47 months.
I used to pump petrol. When it rained people would always park at the only two bowsers that weren’t under cover! Then look a bit pissy when you gave them wet change! We don’t have tipping down here though.
bitscared you can pump me,what are most telescopes used for
none of those are ironies, with the possible exception of no. 1, they are just unfortunate. like alanis morisette (unfortunate, not ironic).