A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man?
Thanks Eliyas
Can you imagine explaining how your son died? Well, he had a chair related explosion!
Poor young boy had his whole life in front of him only to be ended by incompetence.So sad.
Where’s the blood?
That’ll teach you not to light your farts
I guess that I am always suspicious when I read these stories. In this case, I would expect to see more evidence of body parts, blood, clothing, etc.
A gas canister shredded his butt? Yeah, it completely rectum.
Ass not, what your chair can do FOR you.
Ass, what your chair can do TO you.
New business opportunity
Kevlar seat covers….marketing slogan ” protect your valuable ASSets.”
I honestly do not think this is true. No mention of it anywhere except in blogs. But it sure got me to THINK about it….ROLMAO….
talk about being a pain in the @ss
My chair looks like that, butt the assplosion was going the other direction.
Re: Scott
Rectum? Damn near ki…oh wait…I guess that’s only funny if it doesn’t actually kill someone…
Adam and Jamie will have to test this one. Maybe Tory can sit in the chair ’til it goes off.
DJ, That sound like internal combustion to me. Did you har a muffled explosion too?
Me? Muffled?
I wish.
LOL @ DJ!
Holee Crap
You boys are going to hell.
If this is true… well, I feel sorry for the kid.
“Poor young boy had his whole life in front of him only to be ended by incompetence.So sad”
or incontinence
I’m taking bets it is false.
who’s in?
If I’m wrong I buy Jon a 12 pack.
If you’re wrong all you owe him is one beer.
I’m in. I don’t trust anything coming out of China.
(Do we each owe him a beer? That’s a LOT of frikkin beer.
Or can all of us thousands of readers all pitch in until we can collectively buy one $3 beer?)
Mike, I agree, falsie…but we got some good comments out of it anyway.
As cheap as some of you are, DJ, I was thinkin you’d show up with a beer and 50 straws.
Do I have to buy all the straws, Mike F, or can everybody pitch in…
wait…I think I found a couple of old McDonald’s straws on the floor under my driver’s seat…lemme scrape the mud and road salt off them…
I’m in! Fake! I understand it’s not very ‘right’ but having your ass explode funny!
I don’t really believe this story.
The story confused me…when they talked about a “gas” canister; did they mean his or the chairs? BTW, I’m down for the wager. Either way, I’d like to put a brew back with Jonco. He’s alright…..