31 thoughts on “Feel the need to staple?”

  1. i stapled my stomach once but I was still hungry. how does that diet work anyway? guess I should’ve taken my shirt off before I stapled.

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  2. Yeah, but the horse is wearing a hardhat and goggles as he gallops away…
    And a 937 page manual updating barn door safety procedures will be on your desk next month.

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  3. Southern plantations once grew many of the necessary staples of everyday life during America’s early years…

    Anyone care to add to that?

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