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  1. Breaking News From Station NSFW:

    On two-way Gay St. in Mianus, Nigel Impala’d a borrowed Lexus into a lovely, new, shimmering Volvo damaging the hood. He then Ram’d some guys’ dirty old Astro, Astra, and Aspen and rectum all. He was sent to Prizm where he was repeatedly rear-ended, and he Saab’d. Now he’s on parole and spending time at Acme Fudge as a full-time Packard. He regrets not being Smart, and simply having a Hummer instead of Ana’s Lex.

    (Use of any B&P readers’ names or vehicles is purely co-incidental.)

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