WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.
WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast.
HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n’ Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. The clock is hacked so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.
Thanks Gary
Doesn’t look like you can fit a whole pound in there.
I’ll wait for the upgrade.
Just buy 16 of them.
LOL@Klaw!!!
I want one!!!
I want 16!!!
I am a sound sleeper so I will wake to a smokey haze and the smoke detector going off!
Does it make a new batch each time you hit the snooze?
Can someone convert a drip coffee maker with a timer to dispense batter onto the warming plate for fresh pancakes, too?
Yes I can Scott, I am an effing genious hopped up on meth.
Somehow, I’m not surprised.
Let me know when the Mr. Pancake hits the market.
We had to yank Mr.Pancake, sales were flat and he was busted for doing Mrs. Butterworth in his office.
Hey that Gary Dude is really sending in some good jokes.
This is a joke? Gary is evil.
As much as I like bacon, the idea of leaving raw pork out overnight isn’t all that appetizing.
So when do we get the alarm that awakens us to the smell of a hot woman?