White Whine

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White Whine is a website that highlights the stuff white people complain about.

Here are a few examples:

  • “The internet in my hotel room is 14 bucks a day and it’s not even wifi”  
  • “Ugh, Colonial Williamsburg does not have any cell phone reception at all.”
  • “Where have you been, Billy Joel?  Isn’t it about time you made a new album?”
  • “How can more people watch The Big Bang Theory than 30 Rock?”
  • “I hate Google’s new icon. It’s fugly.”
  • “The smell in Yankee Candle is too strong.”
  • “Ugh, I hate when you have to select a country from a dropdown menu and United States isn’t the first option!”
  • “I finally make it to Rome and the Pantheon ceiling is under construction? These things only happen to me.”

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15 thoughts on “White Whine”

  8. agh I hate this meme. it wasnt funny years ago with that “stuff white people like blog” its not funny now. Here is a good one:
    “my mother died”
    “my car is destroyed”
    “I got fired”

    wow very funny. i can feel the humor pouring out of my body.

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    • Isiah,
      When you play cards, do you win every game?
      When you play baseball, do you hit a homerun every time at bat?
      When you play the lottery, do you win every time?
      I’m sorry I posted something you don’t like. I tried not to, but I’m not perfect. I’ll try to do better in the future.

      Note to self: Don’t post anything that Isiah doesn’t like.

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  9. Yes I mean Reese’s the chocolates. We get hersey’s a bit but mainly in speciality stores. Reese’s can be found but it is very hard to do! Mmmmm Reese’s!

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  10. OMG!!! What is this? Jonco not perfect?! I don’t believe it! I just don’t believe it!! Say it ain’t so!!!!!

    Sigh, Off to find a new faith…..

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  11. We need to assemble a CARE package and send it off to Aus. ASAP. How about a donate button for that? Those heart shaped valentine Reese’s are probably 50% off now… we could send a double shipment for the same price.

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