When life hands you lemons… let the world know….
A few examples:
- Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn’t pick up hers.
- Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection.
- Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying “You definitely take after your mom”.
- Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way.
- Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, “You’re looking very white today!” He’s African American.
- Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name “Mom” is right next to “Mike” in my contacts list.
- Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean.
- Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth.
- Today, I scored the winning goal in the state finals. For the other team.
- Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors.
hilarious … !! stumbled … 🙂
lmao at the first one,one of my exs didnt wear any, that was sexy too
This reads like a David Wright comedy bit.
look like really sucked up it ..
Sounds exactly like the french site “Vie de merde” (“life’s shitty”): http://www.viedemerde.fr/
I love it! All those tiny little shitty things that make your life funnier, once you get over it…
I walked into the men’s room a while back. There were paper towels thrown on the floor. I picked them up, threw them away and talking to myself said “Pigs!!!”. Walked around the corner and there were 2 State Troopers….
thatss hilariouss . 😀