I had had a three-way with this-girl and a guy called “The Silo” back when we were in college. And that wasn’t corn that “the Silo” was storing in there….
The New York Cornstalk Exchange reported that corn was on the verge of escalating in a big way. The issue skirted at least one investor who was holding onto a huge amount of this commodity. She was shucked.
Just shuck it!
You should see the pat of butter.
Can you H”EAR” me now? ( That was bad.)
This escalator must be the only way to get the kernels off of the cob.
Feeling corny,than this corn on the cob shaped vibrator is for you.If you are vegetarian and like your veg without meat order today. Satisfaction guaranteed.
My, what big ears you have.
I’m stumped too….when all else fails – how bout’:
~~~Someones gettin’ Cornholed!~~~
Heeheehee…..
Sometimes dealing with big corn can prove difficult.
Hohoho.
(Green Giant)
Sheesh! A nice sized cucumber would have been enough!
That is the second biggest ear of corn I have ever seen.
Going to the doctor to have her corns removed was far more difficult that Bella had thought.
Can you Ear me now?.
Taking your diet to a whole new level.
“One more joke from Mike F. and I’m gonna shove this where the sun don’t shine”, she thought.
….and that’s why I’m no longer allowed in the produce aisle.
“what can I say, I like them big”
Note to the men: Size DOES matter.
Quit staring at my ass and HELP ME!
I’m thinking she saw that Rachael Ray video from a few weeks back and got carried away…
When the boss wants corn, I get the boss corn!!
What big calfs you have.
You should see the size of the popcorn this will make!
I had had a three-way with this-girl and a guy called “The Silo” back when we were in college. And that wasn’t corn that “the Silo” was storing in there….
(thanks to Beerfest)
The cook get’s supplies for yo momma’s dinner.
Hmmm
Too Corny
Moira always treated her men like vegetables and her vegetables like men.
“I should have asked what the job entailed”
The New York Cornstalk Exchange reported that corn was on the verge of escalating in a big way. The issue skirted at least one investor who was holding onto a huge amount of this commodity. She was shucked.
(I have no idea if this makes sense)
Scott, too funny, made perfect sense to me.
Just shuck it!
You should see the pat of butter.
Can you H”EAR” me now? ( That was bad.)
This escalator must be the only way to get the kernels off of the cob.
Ribbed for her pleasure!
“No, I said a ‘year of porn!'”
Or
“It was at that moment Becky decided to quit working for that giant green a*&H*(e and take that job at Snowbird.”
Doctor says just one a day…
LOL@bignbuckeye. Also, I was wondering when the hot buttered corn jokes were going to come out.
corn me?
I am Cornholio. I need tp for my bunghole.
LOL@Katy
Id hit it ,somebody pull me out
Feeling corny,than this corn on the cob shaped vibrator is for you.If you are vegetarian and like your veg without meat order today. Satisfaction guaranteed.
http://www.funnfrolic.co.uk/party-store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=4837
Seriously noone thought of the caption: WIHI? 🙂
cornstar visits local mall
Feeling Corny ??
man i cant think of any… corny captions lol hahaa
“Sometimes, things can’t be explained.”
Genetically engineered food is getting out of hand!
A-Maize-ing
When her husband asked her to bring home an @#s-load of porn, she obviously misunderstood.
Susie decided to try the ethanol blend on her way to work today
Nice corn.
“Can you hear me now?”
Infidelle (female infidel(?))
“Festive Sale”