Childhood stories that begin with One time when I was a kid. Here are a couple of examples:
One time when I was a kid we were having a nice family dinner. My little sister isn’t eating, and so my mom asks her why. She replies, matter of factly, “I don’t want to eat this shit.”
My mom stares at her with her mouth gaping open. My father responds with, “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!”
“I don’t want to eat this shit,” she repeats. My dad, standing up, furious says “I could take you into the bathroom right now and make you eat –“
To which I said, “Slow down when you repeat things. Say it one more time.”
My sister again repeats, “I. Don’t. Want. To. Eat. This. Yet.” She then goes on to explain that it’s too hot.
Needless to say this story has been something that comes up at family functions all the time.One time when I was a kid, I was playing outside and I had to poop, but I didn’t want to go inside, so I found a ceramic pot, pooped in it, and then kept playing.
Someone else wrote:
Once when i was a kid, someone pooped in my ceramic pot.
More of One time when I was a kid…
Once when I was a kid my older sister and I were on op of our cubby house. Shecould get down by herself but I always had to call Mum. We climbed down, on this particular day, and from the lowest branch my sister jumped to the ground. She slipped and land belly wacker style on a large pile of rocks (waiting for the garden). She is winded badly and then begins to howl.
Seeing my opportunity to gloat and feeling very brave I taunt her ‘I can get down with out hurt myself!’ You know. in that sing song way kids have. Oh how superior I would be when I landed safely next to her. I could taste it. I gather my self bend my knees and leap…. straight into the middle of a rose bush! *sigh*
That sounds like it was a “bit scary”…glad that you arose
bitsy – Seems you have a lot to be a bit scared about lately…Hang in there!
i don’t get the first one… saying “this yet” fast doesn’t sound like “shit”, at least not to me.
a rose by anyother name is still a rock…lol