One Sentence – “True stories told in one sentence.” Reminds me of Post Secret in a way.
Here are a few examples:
Danny: Not a week after I got my first girlfriend, my sister got her’s.
I shake my head & smile: You know your adult son is home visiting when you find an empty beer can in your shower.
Customer service: When the cashier at the grocery store called me “sir” without really looking at me, I was tempted to pull up my shirt and show her my boobs.
NoOneInParticular: The day after the accident, the newspaper described her as having “minor cuts and bruises,” while I would have described her as “missing most of a leg.”
Sorcha: When the strange man wouldn’t quit staring at me while I nursed my baby, I finally lost it and asked him if he wanted some for his coffee.
wildpen: My cat challenged me to a game of “Guess Where I Pooped Before You Step In It” and I lost.
wildpen ftw!
From real life
“As I stood in front of the high school janitor covered head to toes in ventilation dust I wondered how to explain the military garb I was wearing.”
“In retrospect shooting bottle rockets at police vehicles wasn’t as fun as I thought it would be.”
“As I violently shook my room-mate’s mattress side-to-side while my friend hit it repeatedly with a tennis racket my room-mate opined that it might not have been a good idea to agree to watch that hamster for the weekend. ”
“Not wanting to hand in sticky coffee-coated coins to the toll-both guy I put them in my mouth first to clean them off.”