One Sentence

One Sentence – “True stories told in one sentence.”  Reminds me of Post Secret in a way.

Here are a few examples:

Danny:  Not a week after I got my first girlfriend, my sister got her’s.

I shake my head & smile:  You know your adult son is home visiting when you find an empty beer can in your shower.

Customer service:  When the cashier at the grocery store called me “sir” without really looking at me, I was tempted to pull up my shirt and show her my boobs.

NoOneInParticular:  The day after the accident, the newspaper described her as having “minor cuts and bruises,” while I would have described her as “missing most of a leg.”

Sorcha:  When the strange man wouldn’t quit staring at me while I nursed my baby, I finally lost it and asked him if he wanted some for his coffee.

wildpen:  My cat challenged me to a game of “Guess Where I Pooped Before You Step In It” and I lost.

2 thoughts on “One Sentence”

  1. From real life
    “As I stood in front of the high school janitor covered head to toes in ventilation dust I wondered how to explain the military garb I was wearing.”

    “In retrospect shooting bottle rockets at police vehicles wasn’t as fun as I thought it would be.”

    “As I violently shook my room-mate’s mattress side-to-side while my friend hit it repeatedly with a tennis racket my room-mate opined that it might not have been a good idea to agree to watch that hamster for the weekend. ”

    “Not wanting to hand in sticky coffee-coated coins to the toll-both guy I put them in my mouth first to clean them off.”

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