Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin —Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Herman’s Hermits —Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr —I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees — -How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack—The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash —I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon—Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores —Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye —Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem—A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer —You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations —Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba —Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando —Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again
Thanks Tommy Salami
lmao those are too funny
Janice Joplin – Oh Lord Won’t You Buy Me A Knee Joint That Bends
Jeanie C. Reilly – Harper Valley DOA
Gordon Lightfoot – If You Could Read My Will
Lynard Skynard – Rest Home Alabama
Procol Harum – Final Shade Of Pale
Nancy Sinatra – These Prostheses Are Made For Walkin’
Beach Boys – Little Loose Poop
Ah, these are all great! Final shade of pale, errr, gave me a shiver there.
Whoa big fella! I said WHOA! Ah come on now WHOA!
I don’t want to get old after reading these! And after I tweaked my back this morning!
A slightly sore…..
Guard SGT (ret)
Righteous Bros – You’ve Lost That Livin’ Feelin’
Temptations – Papa Had a Kidney Stone
5ifth Dimension – Funeral Bell Blues
Gladys Knight – Midnight Pains In Georgia
Lobo – Me & You & A Doc Named…Who?
Beach Boys – Little HMO
The Who – Momma’s Got A Pine Box
Bobby Vee – Come Back When You’ve Thrown Up
C C R – Bad Mood Rising
Uriah Heep – Hold My Head Up
Beatles – I Saw Her Gagging There
Bro DJ is on a roll. Hold my head up might be needed later.
Niel Diamond – Thank The Lord For The Nightlight
Surfaris – Wiped-out!
Petula Clark – Don’t Fart In The Subway, Darlin’
Grand Funk RR – Loco-notion
Vicki Lawrence – The Night My Lights Went Out In Georgia
Fatboyslim-dont let the man get you yet.
Thirsty merc-20 good reasons to roll over and die.
Rodriguez-wrinkly man.Oh dear im a baby boomer but hey it’s better than the only other available alternative.