An old woman is going up in a lift in a very lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Guess what I’ve on… Romance by Ralph Lauren, 100 dollars a bottle.”
Then another woman gets in the lift, she also turns to the old woman and says snootily, “You know, it’s Chanel No. 5, 200 dollars a bottle.”
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination, As she get out, she looks both women in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, and says, “Broccoli, 50 cents a pound.”
Thanks Aubrey
we need the audio clip
way too funny..