17 thoughts on “I don’t need no stinkin’ purse”

  1. She was a big woman. BIG woman.
    Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt.
    She was one of the Butt sisters.
    He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said:
    “Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me
    Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!”.
    She looked down on him.
    She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him.
    She said(Falsetto): “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”.
    He said: “Wha?”.
    She said (falsetto): “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”.
    You know what he said? He started it way back then.
    I wouldn’t lie to you. When she said (falsetto) “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”
    he said “Right on! Right on!
    Hotpants! Hotpants!
    Ugh… ugh… ugh”.

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