24 thoughts on “How to load a moose at 60 MPH”

  1. Could have been so much worse if it wasn’t for that bug deflector.

    The only revenge that moose/horse got was to squeeze out a quick poop on the camper.

  2. Big Canuck BBQ coming up!! Happens all the time here. It’s called Road Kill Grill. Just bring beer. KLAW cooks, DJ bastes, Mike F. chills the drinks, infidel entertains the chicks, GUARD SGT has done the deed by skinning it, Gary turns the spit, heehee is serving the cocktails, Bitsy is making sure they are doing it right, Scott is making sure..no sh!t is happening, Tenderkiss is making a hell of a cajun salad, infidel is checking the buns, ALN is chillin’, Paul in Boca is shaking his head, Richard is checking my closet to see if I really wear stilettos, DJ is sneaking into my bedroom, Ana is entertaining the pups, isiah is making wise cracks, Brune is checking to make sure all is legal, Grog is checking out the Vat in the Back, and Jonco is the Master Of Ceremonies. Everyone else is running like hell because KLAW put the thermometer in the wrong end…oh what a mess. Wouldn’t that be a PaRtY!!!!!

  3. I am an excellent cook,medium rare,rarer or oops I forgot to put those raw ones on the grill, it will be a blast. Please sign the waiver at the door or no soup for you.

  4. I will say there are plenty of genuine nice people here,thanks to Jonco and all of you fine people. Wait,who is gonna drive me home?

  5. bet the fount seat looks like the fount of the camper.

    have seen way to many of these when i lived in Alaska.

    my girlfriend in high school hit one while we where racing our suburbans and threw it over my hood that wakes you up in a hurry. nothing like 2000 lbs of flying moose to get tho heart going.

  6. Oh, I forgot. That is my job KLAW. I make sure the cook has everything needed, beer, rum, vodka, wine, whiskey, coolers, and BBQ sauce. Gotta make sure the meat has sauce and the cook is juiced.

  7. Make my steak medium well. And save me a root beer. I ain’t much of a drinker.

    Now that I finally got that bullwinkle skinned, I am going to count my fingers again, and again!

    Guard SGT (ret)

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