80 thoughts on “While the cat’s away, the mice will play – Open Mike”

  1. I’m packing DJ, I don’t want to get knocked up again so I’mma comin’ with you.

    Cute fishies for Ana. 🙂

  2. they said they need to shoot the Canadian honkers to prevent more plane crashes.

    dose that mean there is now an open season on all them bad Alberta drivers loose in the states.

  3. I’d say both are fair game. Too many geese pooping everywhere, and causing havoc. Albertans are an @sspain on the road. Reminds me of a cute diddy that I saw in a roadside potty.

    Here I sit, @sshole hurtin’
    giving birth to another Albertan

    My sister lives there. 🙂

  4. Right you are DJ!

    Bella – I laughed at the whole thing! Breast milk is good and all but it is for feeding babies not jewellery!! What mad´her even think of it?!

  5. I have two sisters, both with flaming red hair,but distinctly different temperaments. The older is easily angered,the face reddens, but she usually manages to stay in control. The younger is very mild mannered, so much so that people that don’t know her assume she is a total pushover. However, push to far and all color drains from her face, you’ll see fire in her eyes, and five minutes ago was a good time to get the hell away from her.

  6. Just don’t p#ss either one of them off, Gary and you’ll be fine. And you have a wife on top of that ? Good Luck Buddy.

  7. Jeez, DJ… I just got pissed a couple of posts ago but don’t tell anyone. I’m actually auburn, which glows bright red in sunshine and kinda gets duller when no sun. 🙁 Not quite sure if heehee is like that or not? There’s different shades of red, as with every color of hair. I can tell you that my personality has never been judged by my hair color though. 🙂

  8. Hey everyone 🙂 Nice to come back and read all the great posts! Actually to clarify the redhead thing- we are actually becoming extinct. (Hence my “declining” remark) Redheads are such a recessive gene that the world is producing less and less of us! :-O

    Hmmm…as for the temper thing- that could be debateable for sure. Bella sounds like a pretty cool chick and I’m guessing that we are pretty clever & confident – so we don’t need to get angry 😉

    And as for the wild in bed thing-I’m betting it’s true 🙂
    I don’t want to reveal too much here, but it’s funny when I’ve had girlfriends ask my advice on the matter…. (it’s not that hard to have a wild & crazy good time!) So I think that rumor is right on!

    Heehee

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