CLEARWATER, Fla. – Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.
The monkey is not considered dangerous.
Thanks DJ
Armed with feces but not dangerous? Monkey poop can put your eye out.
Isn’t that a “rhesus” throwing “pieces”? 🙂 Where did that come from?
I refined it for improved humor.
“A rhesus, throwing pieces of feces.” That’s better. No more please!
* i shat the sheriff* but i didnt shit the deputy 😛
has any one offered him a banana? as redneck backwoods as i am i bet i could catch him
just kill it… use buckshot if you have too… no loss at all
Bush is in Tampa?
Kelly, that is a classic. Write it down so you remember it. May I use it?
Well of course! This is the internet. HA!
OK, I will try…….Reeses peanut butter cups are great frozen, hmmm, I lost my humor. Sorry.
Last seen in Clearwater? If he’s got poop to throw, I don’t think the water’s very clear any more!