The mind is a very important feature in a woman, she will be able to peel off the lower part if she digs you. My answer is A.
Alone on an island with a mutant? I chose the one that swims better, A.
You know what they say…’any holes a gaol!’
You know what they say…’any hole’s a gaol!’
WIDHW?
(Would infidel dangle his bait?)
WIDHW?
(Would infidel dangle his worm?)
Thanks for not pointing out I’m a nuffy DJ! 🙂
Hahahaha! That is hilarious- boys will be boys.
Mali! LOL! I assume you mean ‘goal’?
LOL. Sorry Jonco! Occasionally the mechanic part of me rears it’s ugly head!
And yes. spelling isn’t a strong point!
bits- I didn’t point it out because I don’t know what it is…
Please explain ….any holes a goal, scratching my head, I am quite naive as I was born and raised in St.Louis.
The mermaid can at least work it with another pleasurable orifice.
Josh, would that involve poking her eye out?
DJ – Must be a Aussie thing. It means someone stupid or mentally impaired. Google it.
Naw, you’re an ace sheila.
Say what you will, if I’m alone on a deserted island, I’d much rather have someone to TALK to… So I’m going with traditional-mermaid.
When I first voted it was 100% for the “reverse” mermaid (which I thought was 100% correct).
Looking at it now, it’s only 34%???
I really don’t understand this at all ?!?!?!?
That top half has hands that can hold and caress you (and slap you silly and take money out of your pocket).
It also has a mouth that can do wonderous things (along with nagging and yelling at you till you can’t take it any more).
Also included in that top half is the woman’s brain (you know, the one that remembers every single damn thing that you’ve ever done wrong since you first met her).
The bottom half?????
When has it ever done anything bad to you????
C’mon guys……change your votes!!!!!
If Im alone on a deserrted island, the traditional mermaid will be able to swim me to civilization. XD
Also a good point, Maoman. 🙂
mermaid,she needs bigger boobs too
Shel Silverstein gave a very thoughtful answer to this important question in his song “Mermaid”:
“From her head to her waist she was my taste but the bottom part was a fish
And I loved that girl with all my heart I vowed we’d never part
But I knew the back was not too smart cause I did not like the tail….
…
Just then her sister swam on by, and set my heart awhirl
For her upper part was an ugly old fish but the bottom part was girl
Yes her knees are pink and rosy and her toes are small and frail
Her body it’s a work of art and I love that girl with all my heart
And I don’t give a damn about the upper part and that’s how I end my tale!
”
I’d want someone who could swim to the nearest boat and tell them to come get me off the damn island.
Got to be A… Nice to look at, someone to talk to and possibly get help if you decided you wanted off the island. Oh yeah and A has breasts FTW.
You all have pointed out that A is the most logical choice.
Unless all you can think about sex.
Kind of a peek inside your heart now isn’t it!
Guard SGT (ret)
I’m not sure. I think it hinges on whether the fish head can talk.
If you knew sushi, like I know sushi… Gotta be the regular mermaid, but then she’d be carping on about ‘you never take me anywhere’, ‘why don’t we have friends over’, yada, yada
Either way it still smells like fish
A- you wouldn’t have to worry about knockin her up
and it gives you something to look at….
Mouth and boobs. That’s 2 out of 3. Bottom half you just get one 1 out of 3.
Funny that the Mermaid percentage just happens to be 69 isn’t it?
LOL! I voted B! This way, I’m think the same that John Wilson. Let’s think what happens when a women open her mouth to talk… Or use her brain to remember any ‘funny’ comment…
At least, B can open her legs in two ways… And does not speak for commandments!
And, if you want to say something about my english,accent or spelling.. I’m from Argentina, Nosotros hablamos español! (We speak spanish)
Lenny
“Here’s one for the guys… and a few adventurous ladies.”
gay women do actually exist
Guten tag, Monsieur Lenny. よい一日を！.
GROSSS
how can anyone vote the reverse!?
with the normal one,
you get a hole,
and the top half!
the reverse u have to look at a fish head,
i wouldn’t be able to do that.
as a lesbian woman, obviously A.
john wilson has some good points… although all are good points… originally I picked b… but after reading comments I picked a. I’m with Mike F. who would do a fish…lol…
I guess by looking at the polls about 98 percent would do a fish…lol…
or actaully 100%
hell, do they make lesbian men?
Klaw,
I want to be one if I can!
Mike, no problemo, simply google malelesbians and you are golden.
Sure there are Lesbian Men! I saw them on a daytime talkshow. It’s a man who thinks he’s a woman but is a lesbian and in love with other women … but not other men who think they’re women.
I just think some lesbians are hot, does that count?
No Mike, that does not count.
yes Mike they are hot,I mean the hot ones not the damn butch hair cut bitches like Ellen Degeners(or however its spelled)but her “wife” is hot ,you know she has to go down on Ellen all the time ….GROSS
Yeah, Ellen picked a hottie!
Hey, I like Ellen. I think she’s funny and cute… and sexy too.
The mind is a very important feature in a woman, she will be able to peel off the lower part if she digs you. My answer is A.
Alone on an island with a mutant? I chose the one that swims better, A.
You know what they say…’any holes a gaol!’
You know what they say…’any hole’s a gaol!’
WIDHW?
(Would infidel dangle his bait?)
WIDHW?
(Would infidel dangle his worm?)
Thanks for not pointing out I’m a nuffy DJ! 🙂
Hahahaha! That is hilarious- boys will be boys.
Mali! LOL! I assume you mean ‘goal’?
LOL. Sorry Jonco! Occasionally the mechanic part of me rears it’s ugly head!
And yes. spelling isn’t a strong point!
bits- I didn’t point it out because I don’t know what it is…
Please explain ….any holes a goal, scratching my head, I am quite naive as I was born and raised in St.Louis.
The mermaid can at least work it with another pleasurable orifice.
Josh, would that involve poking her eye out?
DJ – Must be a Aussie thing. It means someone stupid or mentally impaired. Google it.
Naw, you’re an ace sheila.
Say what you will, if I’m alone on a deserted island, I’d much rather have someone to TALK to… So I’m going with traditional-mermaid.
When I first voted it was 100% for the “reverse” mermaid (which I thought was 100% correct).
Looking at it now, it’s only 34%???
I really don’t understand this at all ?!?!?!?
That top half has hands that can hold and caress you (and slap you silly and take money out of your pocket).
It also has a mouth that can do wonderous things (along with nagging and yelling at you till you can’t take it any more).
Also included in that top half is the woman’s brain (you know, the one that remembers every single damn thing that you’ve ever done wrong since you first met her).
The bottom half?????
When has it ever done anything bad to you????
C’mon guys……change your votes!!!!!
If Im alone on a deserrted island, the traditional mermaid will be able to swim me to civilization. XD
Also a good point, Maoman. 🙂
mermaid,she needs bigger boobs too
Shel Silverstein gave a very thoughtful answer to this important question in his song “Mermaid”:
“From her head to her waist she was my taste but the bottom part was a fish
And I loved that girl with all my heart I vowed we’d never part
But I knew the back was not too smart cause I did not like the tail….
…
Just then her sister swam on by, and set my heart awhirl
For her upper part was an ugly old fish but the bottom part was girl
Yes her knees are pink and rosy and her toes are small and frail
Her body it’s a work of art and I love that girl with all my heart
And I don’t give a damn about the upper part and that’s how I end my tale!
”
Full lyrics: http://www.metrolyrics.com/mermaid-lyrics-shel-silverstein.html
Your Australian accent is faultless DJ!
I’d want someone who could swim to the nearest boat and tell them to come get me off the damn island.
Got to be A… Nice to look at, someone to talk to and possibly get help if you decided you wanted off the island. Oh yeah and A has breasts FTW.
You all have pointed out that A is the most logical choice.
Unless all you can think about sex.
Kind of a peek inside your heart now isn’t it!
Guard SGT (ret)
I’m not sure. I think it hinges on whether the fish head can talk.
If you knew sushi, like I know sushi… Gotta be the regular mermaid, but then she’d be carping on about ‘you never take me anywhere’, ‘why don’t we have friends over’, yada, yada
Either way it still smells like fish
A- you wouldn’t have to worry about knockin her up
and it gives you something to look at….
Mouth and boobs. That’s 2 out of 3. Bottom half you just get one 1 out of 3.
Funny that the Mermaid percentage just happens to be 69 isn’t it?
LOL! I voted B! This way, I’m think the same that John Wilson. Let’s think what happens when a women open her mouth to talk… Or use her brain to remember any ‘funny’ comment…
At least, B can open her legs in two ways… And does not speak for commandments!
And, if you want to say something about my english,accent or spelling.. I’m from Argentina, Nosotros hablamos español! (We speak spanish)
Lenny
“Here’s one for the guys… and a few adventurous ladies.”
gay women do actually exist
Guten tag, Monsieur Lenny. よい一日を！.
GROSSS
how can anyone vote the reverse!?
with the normal one,
you get a hole,
and the top half!
the reverse u have to look at a fish head,
i wouldn’t be able to do that.
as a lesbian woman, obviously A.
john wilson has some good points… although all are good points… originally I picked b… but after reading comments I picked a. I’m with Mike F. who would do a fish…lol…
I guess by looking at the polls about 98 percent would do a fish…lol…
or actaully 100%
hell, do they make lesbian men?
Klaw,
I want to be one if I can!
Mike, no problemo, simply google malelesbians and you are golden.
Sure there are Lesbian Men! I saw them on a daytime talkshow. It’s a man who thinks he’s a woman but is a lesbian and in love with other women … but not other men who think they’re women.
I just think some lesbians are hot, does that count?
No Mike, that does not count.
yes Mike they are hot,I mean the hot ones not the damn butch hair cut bitches like Ellen Degeners(or however its spelled)but her “wife” is hot ,you know she has to go down on Ellen all the time ….GROSS
Yeah, Ellen picked a hottie!
Hey, I like Ellen. I think she’s funny and cute… and sexy too.