18 thoughts on “Man trapped by beach balls”

  1. I think What the L is somewhat right, your testicles don’t shrink but your ball sac does. It just makes sure your balls are at the right temp to make more sperm, too hot and they hang out, too cold, it goes back in you, like when rick mercer steps into a ice bath ‘i think my ball sac just inverted’

  2. I would have added make damn sure you send a babe to help me not some dude and not that damn big @ss bike girl

  3. infidel – big @ss bike girl would make ‘the boys’ do a real fast retreat, maybe you wouldn’t need rescue.

  4. dj and above post… you must be so small you can’t tell… heres a clue what happens when you get cold…

    your penis shrinks and your ball sack shrinks, but your balls don’t shrink… your balls if you have any, hang loose and or away from your body when it’s hot, and when they are cold the sack contracts to keep them warm…

    if your balls shrink… you better go see a doctor… somethings wrong with you…dumass

  5. That happened to a guy in a Fark thread a couple years back. He did provide photos (heavily solicited photos, as we all wanted proof) and updates as he extricated himself.

    It was, to date, the most justifiable threadjack I’ve seen.

  6. I think this is a bullshit story, too. But if it did somehow happen, why didn’t they just throw cold water on him? It’s questionable, also, because I’ve seen the story all over the net happening in numerous different locations. It’s a good title, though.

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