Screwvenir: anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone’s house after you’ve slept with them.
Laura didn’t really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
Hot coffee through the nose hurts Jon post the funny ones later in the day
I hear Infidel keeps his in two warehouses.
…so that’s where my new Porsche went…