I like my women how I like my coffee….

23 thoughts on “I like my women how I like my coffee….”

1. Ground up, wrapped tightly in plastic and stuffed in my freezer.

2. 1. bitter, cold, and black.
   2. large
   3. covered in (cough cough) foam
   4. sweet but strong
   5. turkish

3. Steamy, covered in drizzle and makes your eyes pop open.

4. Hot & all over my lap.

5. Dave wins. I can’t top that.

6. Reminds me of this lovely Steven Lynch song:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUpj7aUtVBw

7. “Rich and full-bodied”

8. Hot, steamy, aromatic, blissful, warm to the touch, with a little Bailey’s, soothing, and…. Silent.
   (how am I doing so far, guys?)
   I know…Sh#@ the F*#k Up.

9. I scoured the supermarket for intelligent-but-slutty japanese coffee with big knockers and a french accent.
   I’m still searching.

10. Burning HOT

11. little cream/ lots of sugar
    black/ sweetened
    hot/ steamy
    with lots of foam

12. I think DJ said it best

13. white, hot and sweet!! Although i sometimes like a good mocha. Go figure.

14. Covered in bees!

15. ..remind me to never be anywhere alone with Dave.. lol

16. Carmel latte with a hint of nutmeg for me.

    …but I might not understand this game.

17. Chopped up and stored in a can.

18. Sold as you like it on virtually every corner for under $5.

19. Exotic, tan, hot, full-bodied, and keeps me up all night long!

20. wet

21. Hot
    Thick
    and Rich

22. Cheap!!

23. my favorite is still ground up and in the freezer. but tied up in a burlap sack and drug down the side of a mountain will do.