Miss Afghanistan – 2nd Place

by

Runner up

Of course this could be Miss Poland, Miss Russia, Miss Arkansas or from any of many other places.

Note: This picture was much larger when I received it.  I resized it to protect your eyes.

Please:  No more contestants!

No thanks to Janet L

0

38 thoughts on “Miss Afghanistan – 2nd Place”

  2. Miss Arkansas? Really? Come on. OK, so I totally get people making jokes about us being stupid (we have the horrible statistics to support that) but, Southern girls are notorious for being pretty. “Top model” winners are from Arkansas, and the reigning Miss Teen USA is from Arkansas, granted her name is Stevie, but she’s still pretty!

  3. You’ve probably never been out of the country. You’ve certainly never been to Poland or Russia. If the comment below the pic is a joke it’s a stupid one. This site is seriously half-assed and jingoistic sometimes.

  5. xcanadian,
    Yes, it’s supposed to be a joke. The point I was trying to make was to NOT pick on any place in particular…. that’s why I mentioned three or four places. EVERY country has it’s share of ugly people. No matter where I said that she was from, someone there would be offended. Tough shit! It’s a joke! If you don’t like jokes you’re in the wrong place.

    I have been out of the country, but not extensively.

    If this place is so stupid why are you here?

    (BTW: I had to look up jingoistic. That’s a new one for me.) I DO love my country, but I don’t believe Americans are better than any other people. That’s ridiculous.

  6. @xcanadian: I’ve known a lot of both Russian and Polish girls and can testify to seeing some really fugly ones.

    @ Jonco: Screw Afghanistan! There you go. Now whilst your efforts to not offend are appreciated, the audience with half a brain that comes here will understand when you’re joking. You don’t need to justify a random call as that’s a surefire way to kill a funny. Just leave it as is and if someone gets offended, tough luck. They probably shouldn’t even be here.

  7. Yeah, Jon, I’ve often wondered why people who claim to be so totally offended not only stick around to tell you they are, but stick around so that other people can bash them for being offended by something that clearly isn’t really meant to offend anyone.

    It’s like there are some people, and I’m not pointing anyone out, or any groups of people out, who seem to think they have more of a right to be offended than not to be.

    It’s okay to laugh at something sometimes, and when it’s a photoshopped photo of someone who isn’t real, and who isn’t going to be offended, it would be okay to make others laugh too.

    Wanna know how many times someone has told me they need sunglasses beause of the glare from my bald head?

    It just isn’t that big of a deal is it?

  8. The ONLY person who has ANY right to be offended if anyone at all…. and I’m not sure offended is the right word, is the woman in the picture. But we have to remember…. SHE POSED for this picture. It’s not like someone snuck in and took it without her knowledge.

  13. LOL Mike, i’ve heard the glaring dome thing too, and more than than a few times. Now I just tell’em it’s the solar panel for my love machine.

  15. Freakin’ hilarious. That’s the ugliest Bitch I’ve seen pose semi nudie no matter what nationality they are. For Shame!! EXCanadian, I’m glad you are!

  17. encor,
    I got the pic by email from B&P reader Janet L. I wondered if she might have sent in her own picture for a little publicity at first. Nah, Janet is much prettier than that (who isn’t?)… but she could have hired a horror make-up artist just to throw us off. Little did she know she almost threw us up.

    Janet, inquiring minds want to know?

  19. I understand the beautiful Janet is now hiring a hit squad and heading in the direction of ol’ St. Louie at this very moment…

  26. lol- heck, I thought it was funny!
    Maybe that person just needs to get laid…(not the swamp beast in the picture-the person who freaked out!) I could use gettin’ laid myself, but why be rude when we can all come here and get a good laugh 😉

  29. I’ve often wondered why women with moustaches aren’t told they have a moustache and just continue to walk around with one. I met a lady at the airport in Philadelphia once. She was so rude to me. I thought – the worse thing I could do to you is to NOT tell you that you have a moustache. I suppose I’ve answered my own question.

  31. DAYUM!! thats a beast for sure,I think it wants some backdoor action by that pose,HELL NO I wouldnt get anywhere near it

  34. ahh.. are you serious? russian? polish? afghans? afghans ladies are definitely in the top.. 5 hottest nationalities lol..

    i mean does anyone remember this?

    This isn’t some one off cutie

  37. The comments are better than the picture…ah drama,i love it…
    Now lets all just remember there is always, yes always, some desperate bastard that would hit it…but not meeeeee.

Leave a Comment