When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girl-friend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about any-thing. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Thanks Bella
Infidels life story perhaps
infidel, if ya don’t listen to anything that I say, please, please, listen to this!! I know you’re on the right track but watch out for the dumbies!! Big tits are good, don’t pay for them, dumb, good, but don’t live with them! You can watch their ass, but make sure that you watch yours!!! And sign any necessary papers.
Thats a good plan Bella,I might pay for half of them……not really just kidding
infidel – Don’t buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.
Same as women, why buy the whole pig when all you want is the little sausage?
lmao DJ thats what I have been doing