BMW – Big Money Waste
BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY – Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
DODGE – Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT – Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD – Found On Road Dead
GM – Grinding Metal
GMC – Gotta Mechanic Coming
HONDA – Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
JEEP – Just Enough Engine Power
KIA – Killed In Action
MAZDA – Made At Zoo by Demented Apes
MG – Mostly Garaged
OLDSMOBILE – Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday
PINTO – Powerful Incendiary, Neatly Toasts Occupants
PLYMOUTH – Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC – Poor Old Nebraskan, Thinks It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE – Piece Of Rusty Scrap, Cost Highly Expensive
SUBARU – Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath
TOYOTA – The One You Ought To Avoid
VW – Virtually Worthless
BMW – Bitch Moan & Whine
I also heard for FORD:
FIX OR REPAIR DAILY
and
F**KED OVER REBUILT DODGE
FORD
Found On Rubbish Dump
you forgot saab! something an ass buys 🙂
No, JEEP stands for Junk Each and Every Piece
FORD first on race day,DAYUM I cant believe you didnt put the other PONTIAC one on here
PORSCHE is Proof Of Rich Spoilled Children Having Everithing
Chevrolet= Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Every Time
and
Ford= F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
I like the “BMW = Behold My Wealth” more 😛
FORD: F***ing Owner’s Real Dumb
MOPAR: My Old Pig Ain’t Running
Nothing for my SATURN?
FORD : FOUR OLD RUSTY DOORS
MAZDA and HONDA are the best.
I have an Acura (Honda), and it’s so true. That sucker finally gets some power at about 5000 RPM.
Made At Zoo by Demented Apes…. amazing.
I like the PLYMOUTH one lol
JEEP is Just Empty Every Pocket
CHRYSLER is Company Highly Recommends You Start Learning Engine Repair.
My 300M can attest to that one!!
How about…….. Ford Owners Recommend Dodge.(FORD)
JEEP- Just Emptied Every Pocket
We had a saying in the Chevrolet service department. You buy a Chevy you buy the best! You drive a mile and walk the rest!