This will be your theme song, for as long as you last…..;
My life’s in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I’m gonna be
I ain’t been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain’t got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive
And I’m oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
Jeez, DJ. You must be tasting the fine festival berries squished into a glass. I wouldn’t hit this with infidels’ bat. If you know what I mean. I don’t harm seals but I would harm myself if I had to wake up to that. Double Yuk! Really good stuff here though guys. Love your humor.
Yikes. Uh, thanks a lot, Gene.
Aaaawww… He has a little budgie!
And looks like me. And is naked. The similarities are stunning. Except I hate budgies.
ewwwwwww if the ribon wernt there u could c his thing!!!! ewww :S
I would not want to unwrap that bow…..
WBHI?
DJ she is so gonna kill you for that.
^ Well I’d better wear protection then!
This will be your theme song, for as long as you last…..;
My life’s in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I’m gonna be
I ain’t been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain’t got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive
And I’m oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She’s comin’!
She’s comin’!
^ She gonna hit me like a Canadian on a baby seal.
Oh that was so wrong, DJ!
I better close the curtains and not answer the phone.
YEAH!!!! This beeotch is HOT!!!! lol
Jeez, DJ. You must be tasting the fine festival berries squished into a glass. I wouldn’t hit this with infidels’ bat. If you know what I mean. I don’t harm seals but I would harm myself if I had to wake up to that. Double Yuk! Really good stuff here though guys. Love your humor.
(whew!)
^ XOXOXO
But I’m willing to bet that the budgie can see more of his pecker, than summer santa can.
Yummy– I want to see what’s in Santa’s sack.
Bella, I don’t think he’s seen that thing since the Great Depression.
Worse, I suspect no one else has either.
The look on his face tells me that he realizes that the bird has a bigger Johnson…
^ – That reminds me of the famous Ooo Ooo Bird of the South Pacific…