The black widow….
This spider, one of only a few poisonous spiders in the USA, can be found all over the states of Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee. The spider releases a neurotoxin into the victim that, if not treated, can cause death!
The black widow hooks-up with the male then sucks the very life out of him after mating!
She’s very easy to spot…
The female has a very wide backside, is black, and has a red hour glass shaped marking on her belly….
You can find this spider in:
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Under beds
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THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!
Thanks Gene
I thought the post was hilarious! The night of the election, I thought the very same thing when she walked out in that dress.
DJ!
The only time you should worry about the spider in the corner of your shower, is when you look down for a moment, look back up, and HE’S GONE! (ICK!) Gives me the willies just thinking about it.
Mike F –
I should clarify…The look on his face is not laughter…it is awe and envy.
wow – of all the offensive crap you post Jonco, whodathunk that people would be removing you from their bookmarks for this. It’s as if you were talking about their mama or something. Don’t you dare take it off.
The dress was hideous and its about time someone made fun of it. It’s like her handlers thought that the American people could be duped into believing she had an hourglass figure. I shudder to think what it cost…
up with hope, down with jokes!
I was emailed this joke too. Thanks for posting variety Jon. Anyone who can’t handle diverse humor shouldn’t be reading the web anyway. 🙂
I actually voted for McCain but now that the Obama’s are moving to the White House I wish them nothing but success. If they succeed, I succeed. If they fail, I fail.
As for the post, like everything else – keep it coming.
But could you post a few more naked males versus the nudie chicks? I may have to stop viewing. (kidding).
Can’t please them all that’s for sure!
OMG….are we still talking about this?!? Time to moooooove on folks!
Hey Jonco, Get used to at least four more years of this! Call Palin every name in the book, attack her family, clothes, accent and on and on, but DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOCK THE MESSIAH!! Little bit of a double standard there, libs?! This post didn’t make fun of her looks, intelligence, morality or anything of the like. Just her dress!!! And the idea that anyone suggested that she will be a widow, that’s just propsterous! NO decent human wants that, regardless of your political affiliation!!
It’s going to be a long, cold winter!
The look on his face is not laughter…it is awe and envy.
Oh, I forgot to mention, DJ, that the venom of spiders is used as a hallucingene in some cultures. No, wait, obviously you already know that.
Oh.
Well I guess that does explain the missing Doritos, the nipple rings and the sheep hoof prints in my carpeting…and why I can’t remember the past 3 days….
nipple rings? thats my kind of babe send her my way
To everyone threatening to stay away because of this joke; good riddance assholes!
Wow… And SneeP said I don’t have a life…
I don’t understand… I thought this was about her dress?
Her dress looks icky. It just doesn’t flatter her figure. It makes her butt look big. just like a black widow spider.
And I don’t think it’s racist. Seriously. If I reacted to every joke about Islam the way the people who keep accusing Jonco of being a ‘racist hick twat’ do, I’d be in jail or dead. Lighten up. It’s a joke. If you can’t take it, read kids bedtime story books or something.
Shalom Shaleem!
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Does that make us MARVEL?
We haven’t seen nothing yet!
“And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her” – Revelations 17:7
At age 15 while in the civil air patrol I visited an Air Force base and seen a Cray Computer, super computer. Now, I learn of the Black Widow Cray supercomputer
see: http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-12-24/columns/obama-s-black-widow/
And their limo is called ‘the beast’ (laughs) which She rides! hah how fittings all these matters are!
Things of my past were ‘shadows’ of things to come, and ‘types’ or ‘models’ of things to come. It’s been shown to me, the reason I seen the Cray Computer in my child hood. It’s for a purpose, a reference and reminder. Just as is the black widow; it’s put here to remind us of deep and hidden things. I am here to show the things which are hidden. Some will see her, many prefer cypher’s attitude we seen in Matrix movie, that ‘ignorance is bliss’, and would rather not consider the ‘amazing’ possibilities.
The the World Wide Widow has covered her web across the entire globe. Jonco has good insights to the nature and characteristics of this creature of the night. As I say, yes, it is night now, the Day will soon come. We know it is night time, because that is when the stars come out, in the night and not the Day. She, as the song says, ‘she only comes out night . . . she is a man eater’ . . . and ‘the beast is in her heart’ .. in the Hall and Oats song, ‘man eater’. The Black Widow comes out at night, that is why we see her ‘everywhere’ ……
Darkness comes before the Light .. this is good news..
Soon, it will be Day, soon the true day star and not venus will shine and give us the true, Real Deal Light.
Recall we fight against not flesh and blood, not against people, but spirits. Their is our enemy, not our leaders. Love and serve your leaders, as long as they do not ask you to violate Torah, the instructions from above. Then, all will be well and we shall live long.
Shalom Shaleem!
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spyD
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AHHHH!!
How could I forget! She, in the photo, has shiny legs, just like the Black Widow. Encyclopedia entry commonly says that the Black Widow is ‘jet black’, with SHINY black legs. Yes, even in Hebrew language we learn how ‘fat’ she is!! Yes, to boast, being ‘fat’ , ‘fat’ full!! This is hasatan nature, to SHINE, even to OUTSHINE the sun, just as planet VENUS does, to replace the Day star. Venus is not a star, but a planet, that cant even go the right way, but revolves in COUNTER clockwise. Its the only planet that does that. This is the nature of hasatan, to move, to go against the natural order of what YAHWEH our Creator put together. That is a POINTER, of HER ‘lawlessness’, who cant even go the right way!
It’s the oil that makes the Black Widow’s legs shine. That is so she wont get caught in her own web. Spiritually speaking, this OIL is a POINTER, a symbol of ‘anointing’. This Widow has a false anointing. Just as the clouds on the planet venus reflects the light of the SUN, the True Light, so too, the Black Widow reflects light off its body by use of secreting oil on its SHINY legs. This is also what many young women do, to ATTRACT the male, even getting their legs ‘waxed’. Even more. The mating ritual of many spiders is to put the male in a trance, hypnotizing him by moving her legs in a ritualistic dance.
AMAZING what the maker of all things has showed to HIS servants of Light.
I will tell ALL, and not hold back what is being revealed about the Black Widow. This, is why I was sent into this world, from out of the Light and into the Darkness, I came. That some, would belive and understand that the kingdom of Darkness, will soon end and that it is the Black Widow who is being worshiped and rules this planet, not man or YAHWEH.
Darkenss comes before the Light. Night before Day. Sunset to Sunset. The Widow has changed it to midnight to midnight.. this is replacement theology… again! and again! again! ….
Shalom Shaleem!
Your Friendly Neighbour on the Digital Web,
spyD
spider-agent.com