No experience required.
There’s an Instructable on how to do it yourself with the help of a friend! Okay, not really. The article just discusses the things to consider if you’re interested in getting it done. Here are some suggested steps from Geekologie.
1. Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine.
2 Score some rubbing alcohol. Take a few shots.
3. Ask yourself, “Do I really want elf ears?” If the answer is no, repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits.
4. Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this point.
5. Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew your ear back together in the desired shape.
6. Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the stitches.
7. Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear.
8. Take a picture, preferably topless.
9. If you are a chick, send me that picture. If you are a dude, throw it away, I don’t care about your elf ears.
10. If you are hot, I will marry you.
11. Change your name to Zelda.
Thanks Rawnsley
Oh my goodness!!! It’s scary T_T
After a shot or two of rubbing alcohol, the rest of the instructions will be irrelevant. Ingesting Isopropyl Alcohol is not conducive to good digestive health or continued living.
This method could also be adapted to make Vulcan ears.
but why?
Wow! That’s exactly the same procedure you follow to make moron ears.