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11 thoughts on “Johnny – The grocery bagger”

  1. Thank you. What a wonderful thing to read on my birthday.

    It must be dusty in the house. I got something in my eye and my chest got all tight…

    Thanks

    V

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  2. It didn’t say that johnny did a crappy job bagging the groceries and half the stuff was ruined by the time I got to my car!

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  3. 1. I need a shower after wading through al that glurge. And possibly a bucket too.
    2. Bullshit. Every word.
    3. I too was waiting for the punchline.
    4. Is it just me, or does Yossou N’Dour’s singing sound like someone blowing bubbles in the bath?

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  4. Ha, ha, ha…waiting for the punch line! It was right there the whole time: “Thought for the day”. He’s retarded, get it!

    Can you imagine the thoughts that would show up in those bags?

    “Ooh look, shiny”
    “My finger smells funny”
    “I like cats”
    “Uh oh, thought that was a fart”

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