The George W. Bush Presidential Libary

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The George W. Bush Presidential Libary is now in the planning stages. The Libary will include the following:

  • The “Hurricane Katrina Room,” which is still under construction.
  • The “Alberto Gonzales Room,” where you won’t be able to remember anything.
  • The “Texas Air National Guard Room,” where you don’t even have to show up.
  • The “Walter Reed Hospital Room,” where they don’t let you in.
  • The “Guantanamo Bay Room,” where they don’t let you out.
  • The “Weapons of Mass Destruction Room,” which no one has yet been able to find.
  • The “National Debt Room” which is huge and has no ceiling.
  • The “Tax Cut Room” with entry only to the wealthy.
  • The “Economy Room” which is in the toilet.
  • The “Iraq War Room.” Another toilet. After you complete your first visit you find yourself going go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time.
  • The “Dick Cheney Room,” in an undisclosed location, complete with shotgun shooting gallery.
  • The “Environmental Conservation Room,” still empty.
  • The “Supreme Court Gift Shop,” where you can buy an election.
  • The “Airport Men’s Room,” where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
  • The “Decision Room” complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija axis-of-evil board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also come equipped with electron microscopes to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.

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P.S.  I changed Library to Libary.  I thought it would be more fitting of the President.

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6 thoughts on “The George W. Bush Presidential Libary”

  1. I think I’d like to visit the empty room, where the commemorate all those successful terrorist attacks that we’ve suffered in the last seven plus years. The same room could double as the salute to the intelligence of those who write this kind of clever stuff.

    And if you had to picture a library containing the accomplishments of Barack Obama to date, the room might be ample in size for that, too. With space left over for the accomplishments of that Gore fellah and John Kerry, too.

    But at least no need for a bunny room, the swimming, attacking kind from Jimmy’s time in office or the other kind from Bill’s administration.

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