Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.
Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say.
According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.
Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
Thanks Anita
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
Apparently she is hell bent for leather to prove she’s udderly nuts, and that’s no bull. Mooving on to the fact that someone herd her make threats, I would suspect she’s herifer today and gone tomorrow.
Well, I’ve milked this for all it’s worth.
Mike…I almost had a cow when I spotted that tail.
You are truly out standing in your field.
more from 9news.com:
Allen pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a month in jail.
Hoffman says while Allen was in court, she challenged people to “suck her udders.” No information has been released as to why she was wearing the cow costume.
Allen has been arrested over 50 times on charges ranging from theft to prostitution.
The Ole Spotted Mare just Ain’t What She Used to Be….
She needs help. There was no mention in the article of her receiving professional counseling, and that’s very sad.
thot Infedil would milk her
Ana…no counseling…she needs a pasture with an electric fence.