Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison
Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
-Anita
Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother.
-Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony.
I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce
Dear GOD,
If we come back as something – please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
-Denise
Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael
Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
-Danny
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
-Sam
Dear GOD,
You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I’m not praying.
-Elliott
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
-Nan
Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
-Rob
Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right.
They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
-Marsha
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey D.
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it.
So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD:
The bad people laughed at Noah – “You made an ark on dry land you fool.” But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do.
-Eddie
Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD.
Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.
-Charles
Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat
From god,
I cant believe in you.
Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!
Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,
I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in…
Its you,
Dear god.
That is a bit full on Mike! The world certainly does make it hard to believe. I guess that’s where faith comes in. Each to their own I say!
Dear God:
That “Thou shalt not kill” thing…
Nobody down here has ever been able to figure out what the hell that means.
Could you be a little clearer?
-An earthling
bitscared,
it’s a song from a 80’s group XTC.
Sara Mc covered it nicely.
DJ,
good point.
I’m of to check it out Mike!
WOW. Great film clip!
A band called the Old 97s wrote the line,
“Wrote a letter to God… Dear sir, I’m dissatisfied.”
Always liked that one.
So…religion makes kids dumb?
It might be interesting to see what kids’ letters might look like. These ones faked by adults are almost humorous.
Oh no dude, religion doesn’t make kids dumb, it makes adults stupid.
To be fair, religion’s a fairly simple concept. People just abuse it to do stupid THINGS…so really, it’s PEOPLE that make religion stupid, not vice-versa.
I say Thanks for this site. I have a request. Can I ask that all you people pray for my wife( Jan) to get The Holy Spirit? I already have and its Great. Thank you and God bless. Michael
Anybody else here think that religion is a contagious disease that infects our society. I mean its seen more victims then the plague. But I’m preaching to the choir. I think someday I’m going to start a anti-religion church. So I can Start feeding the truth to children at a young age instead of reinforcing social stereotypes and making my children not trust me. I say break the the link in the chain of stupidity. F#%kin’ hallmark cards pssh.