These are our future leaders. We’re doomed!
1) Classical Studies
Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
2) Biology
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
3) General Studies
Question: Jeff has been asked to collect data about the amount of television his friends watch. Think of an appropriate question he could ask them.
Answer: How much TV do you watch?
4) Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
5) Biology
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.
Answer: Early death
6) Geography
Question: What are the Pyramids?
Answer: The Pyramids are a large mountain range which splits France and Spain
7) Biology
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
8) English
Question: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realize her true feelings for Mr Darcy?
Answer: When she sees him coming out of the lake.
9) Geography
Question: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to.
Answer: Homeless
10) Religious Studies
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
11) Biology
Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this
Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit
12) Physics
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
13) Geography
Question: Define the term “intensive farming”.
Answer: It is when a farmer never has a day off.
14) Maths
Question: Change 7/8 to a decimal.
Answer: 7.8
15) Geography
Question: What does the term “lava” mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
16) General Studies
Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone’s life. Give two examples of unexpected life events.
Answer: 1) death 2) Reincarnation
17) History
Question: What was introduced in the Children’s Charter of 1908?
Answer: Children
18) Business Studies
Question: Explain the word “wholesaler”.
Answer: Someone who sells you whole items – eg, a whole cake
19) Geography
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria
20) Geography
Question:What artificial waterway runs between the Mediterranean and Red Seas?
Answer: The Sewage Canal
21) Geography
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse.
22) Maths
Question: Expand 2 (x + y)
Answer: 2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
23) Business Studies
Question: Assess Fashion House pls’s choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business?
Answer: No. People from Birmingham aren’t very fashionable.
24) History
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
25) History
Question: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Answer: Unusual names.
Actually, a lot of those answers are correct, sort of.
Ohh man, I would love to do stuff like this on tests…except for the part where I got a bad grade. ~sigh~ Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to keep putting the boring correct answers…
I’ve always been partial to drawing pictures for my professors.
why is #3 wrong?
Yeah, i didnt get 3 either. (English is not my first language, that may be the problem?)
Whats not appropriate enough about this?:)
Also I second #11, 12, 16 (1 is unpleasant, and well, after that, 2 is quite unexpected:)) and 25:)
malaria eh? lol!
malaysia truly zimbabwe – politic is very rocky these past few months, and there alot of crap going on. hope it gets better soon.
you guys are all retarded!