Head on over to THE LEWD SEX ACT GENERATOR where you’ll find acts like these:
- The Hungarian Dungeon Kamikaze
- The Full Frontal Back Door Sandwich
- The Smelly Brown Star Beater
- The Punishing Spit Drainer
- The Chinese Nipple Screamer
- The Cleveland Peach Grinder
- The Hot Jelly Twizzler
- The Dutch Sack Sandwich
- The Asian Beaver Diddler
- The Cleveland Camel Fluffer
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The Swedish Hole Barrel Roll
- The Easy Muffin Hump
And my personal favorite :
- The Full-Fisted Camel Sandwich
Unfortunately there are no instructions provided. Just use your imagination.
Thanks Mike R
“The Dirty Bagpipe Spinner”
Do I need to find a girlfriend for this? How many? Is it noisy?
I’m thinking that’s at least as noisy as the Mongolian Chocolate Oyster Pump.
the texas muff snapper,hmmm that sounds like a muff I could get into