A bad day at Hallmark

6 thoughts on “A bad day at Hallmark”

1. My brother sent his ex-wife a postcard from Hawaii showing an erupting vulcano. All he wrote on it was “Wish you were here”

2. I can’t see some of these clearly. Is there a link?

3. Scott, there may be a link between vision and let’s say, beer, but…

   No, really, I couldn’t see them either but I cut and pasted them into Word and that worked.

4. That was a clever solution. But being lazy, I copy and pasted right here where we type comments. No need to go find Word.

5. “The weather is here
   …Wish you were beautiful”

6. My tire was thumping.
   I thought it was flat
   When I looked at the tire…
   I noticed your cat.
   Sorry!

   Heard your wife left you,
   How upset you must be.
   But don’t fret about it…
   She moved in with me.

   Looking back over the years
   that we’ve been together,
   I can’t help but wonder…
   ‘What the hell was I thinking?’

   Congratulations on your wedding day!
   Too bad no one likes your husband.

   How could two people as beautiful as you,
   Have such an ugly baby?

   I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
   I never believed in Hell until I met you.

   Congratulations on your promotion.
   Before you go…
   Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
   You’ll probably need it again.

   Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
   (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

   When we were together,
   you always said you’d die for me.
   Now that we’ve broken up,
   I think it’s time you kept your promise.

   We have been friends for a very long time …
   let’s say we stop?

   I‘m so miserable without you,
   it’s almost like you’re here.

   Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
   Did you ever find out who the father was?

   Your friends and I wanted to do
   something special for your birthday.
   So we’re having you put to sleep.

   So your daughter’s a hooker,
   and it spoiled your day.
   Look at the bright side,
   it’s really good pay