I especially like number 3.
1. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
2. Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.
3. One of the most awkward things that can happen at a bar is when your beer-to-toilet cycle become synchronized with a complete stranger.
4. You’re never quite sure whether it’s okay to eat green potato chips.
5. Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6. Reading when you’re drunk is difficult.
7. Nobody ever makes Cup-O-Soup in a bowl.
8. You never know where to look when eating an apple.
9. It’s impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
10. There’s something manly about poking a fire with a stick.
11. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up some sort of ball.
12. You always feel a bit nervous when stroking horses.
13. The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
14. Every man has, at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
15 It’s impossible to look cool while riding in the back of a pickup truck.
16. Everybody has honked their horn while driving though a tunnel.
17. There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
18. No one seems to know the origin of metal coat hangers.
19. Despite constant warnings, no one has ever had their face frozen while sticking out their tongue.
20. Everyone has had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. Or get you to pull their finger.
You-know-who’s calculator always says 58008.40
i dont get the calculator one explain
I’ve had #3 happen to me twice! Both times, the other guy’s commented on it and I haven’t known what to say. 🙂
teedee,
Punch those numbers into a calculator, then turn it upside-down and look at the numbers.
Jonco