Before – You take my breath away
After – I feel like I’m suffocating
Before – Twice a night
After – Once a month
Before – She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before – Lucy and Ricky
After – Fred and Ethel
Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football
Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars
After – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…
Before – Don’t stop
After – Don’t start
Before – The Sound of Music
After – The Sound of Silence
Before – Is that all you’re having?
After – Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
Before – Wheel of Fortune
After – Jeopardy
Before – Its like I’m in a dream
After – Its like he’s in a dorm
Before – $60/dozen
After – $1.50/stem
Before – Turbo charged
After – Jump start
Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Victoria’s Secret
After – Fruit of the Loom
Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl
Before – Feathers and Handcuffs
After – Ball and Chain
Before – Idol
After – Idle
Before – I love a woman with curves
A- I never said you were fat
Before – He’s completely lost without me
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before – Time stood still
After – This relationship is going nowhere
Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant
Before – Blind
After – Nearsighted
Before – You look so seductive in black
After – Your clothes are so depressing
Before – Iambic Pentameter
After – Blank Verse
Before – Oysters
After – Fishsticks
Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you
Before – Passion
After – Ration
Before – Once upon a time
After – The End
