Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is be Better Than Sex

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf  Is Better Than Sex

#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers..

#8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7… Foursomes are encouraged.

#6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5… Three times a day is possible.

#4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2…You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And his NUMBER ONE reason why golf may be even better better than sex?
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#1… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Thanks Joe P

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