Things you’ve never seen

  1. A vegan mosquito
  2. A woman with a fear of shoes
  3. A cat begging to have a leash put on it
  4. A 90 year-old woman off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler
  5. A group of overweight frat boys engaged in group pilates
  6. Fat, old men in panties, pretending to be teenage girls in chatrooms
  7. A roomful of Victoria’s Secret models masturbating to Shrek
  8. Pirates, sharing their hopes, dreams and feelings
  9. A redneck with a deep interest in the plight of non-American workers
  10. What have you never seen?

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10 thoughts on “Things you’ve never seen”

  1. ~ A bumper sticker that says “My Girlfriend Is Student Of The Month At Garfield Middle School”.

    ~ A sports championship in Cleveland.

    ~ A reason…ANY reason, for county governments.

    ~ WIHI?: “No, I’m kinda tired, I just wanna go home alone, watch the religious channel, and turn in early.”

  2. They run jeep tours for the people off the cruise ships, I’m pretty sure there’s been some 90+ year-olds that have gone off roading here.

    Also, you might want to check out the message boards for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I think you’d find some pirates there that share their hopes and dreams.

  3. CNN Reporting something, rather than selling it.

    For that matter, CNN reporting an issue without equating themselves to it.

    CNN=Money
    CNN=Politics
    CNN=Ebola
    etc…

  4. all the scams on the internet that I won 2 million lira (almost daily), actually knocking on my door and handing me the money…

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