Johnny Dickshot was an outfielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates.- Lucious Pusey – Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University, legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour.
- Dick Passwater, won a race in NASCAR’s formative years.
- Dick Pole, baseball player
- Dick Seaman, early British Grand Prix racing star.
- Dick Trickle, With a combined total of up to 1,200 wins in all racing forms to his credit, he has been called “America’s Winningest Driver.”
- Rusty Kuntz, baseball player.
- Argelico Fucks, Brazilian footballer.
- Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish (Cal “Buster” McLish) Pitcher for several major-league baseball teams about 1948-1964.
- Allan Mitchell Edward George Patrick Henry Gallagher (“Dirty Al” Gallagher), played for the San Francisco Giants; parents had saved up names for a boy and gave them all to him when he was born.
- Ten Million. Baseball player from the 1910s.
- Ron Tugnutt, NHL hockey player for 16 years.
- Irina Slutskaya, Russian figure skater who won the European Championship in 1996 and 1997.
- Assol Slivets, a free-style skier from Belarus who finished 5th in the 2006 Olympics in Turin.
- Chubby Cox, stand-out basketball player from the University of San Francisco and drafted by the Bulls in 1978.
- Pete LaCock, played for the Kansas City Royals and Chicago Cubs from 1972 – 1980. His father is game show host Peter Marshall.
- Harry Colon, played 6 seasons for the Patriots, Lions and Jaguars in the 90’s.
- Misty Hyman, won a gold medal in the 2000 Olympics for swimming.
- Who could forget Dick Butkus.
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Lucious Pusey sounds like a Bond Girl
I cannot beleive he changed his name. Damn, that most have been fun during roll call in High school.
I know this is a stretch, but back in the ’80s there was a baseball player named Joaquín Andújar. We used to refer to him as “Walking Underwear”.
Walking Underwear used to pitch for the Cardinals back in the Whitey Herzog days of the 80’s.
Jonco
So is it ok to say Argelico Fucks on the air?
The Cards had a player a few years back named Stubby Clapp …. I’ve always loved that name.
Y’all forgo Women’s Olympic Sensation from the 80’s and 90’s, Flo Hymen. Look her up. died tragically a few years ago.
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