Oh come on! It’s shopped! You can’t think that’s real, can you?
I’d eat it.
not funny … not even close to funny … far far far away from funny
That’s one smokin’ hot chick, if I ever did see one!! Lighten up.
poor chicken. T_T
Anyone who thinks that’s funny is just plain cruel.
You think this is funny?! Don’t tell us to lighten up. It’s not funny, even if it is photoshopped.
agree, you took one step over the line on this one Jonco.
Humans hurting themselves out of their personal stupidity is one thing, but this is not funny. Fake or not.
I repeat…at No time in this PHOTOSHOPPED picture was any ANIMAL HURT!! How come you didn’t feel sorry for the horse with his arse plugged?
Made you look.
I want mine a little more done,the feathers would not be good,also I would prefer some form of DEAD animal
ATTENTION! Man (and woman) are at the top of the food chain. It’s a F**king animal! AND, it was photoshopped. Why don’t all you whiners gather at Adobe and protest them for creating such a harmful piece of software?
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Good one Jonco, keep up the good work.
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I think I’ll have my chicken wings “Flaming”
It’s Indonesia during the Bird Flu scare, rather than kill the birds before burning them they just throw them in the fire alive, sometimes they escape.
Yeah… not funny… photoshopped or not… kind of ruined my day actually. Now I don’t feel like having breakfast.
Whahahahahahaha! This is funny!
“There are only 2 kinds of people in the world: those who care, and those who think.” 😀
Thanks Bella – I did scroll back up to look for the stupid horse!
that was jus wrong not funny at all i cant belive u would put somthing a bad as hurting an animal on this site
Hello, just because Jonco puts something on his site doesn’t means he advocates it. He’s put nun jokes here, for instance. You don’t expect Jonco to became a nun, do you?
Who loves lobsters? I love eating lobsters. Lobsters are boiled alive and they even let out a shriek before they are cooked. Who loves KFC chicken? Chickens processed at KFC are boiled alive. Add the colonel’s secret spices and yum yum. Who loves beef? I love a good steak. Slit their throats and make them bleed so our packaged meat doesn’t run full of blood. Who likes a good pork chop? In Europe, they hang the pigs by their feet and slit them open from neck to groin, guts come spilling out, blood pours and their screams remind me of children screaming. Yet, I love a good pork chop. So for all those haters of this picture, why don’t you leave this country, find a nice island to hold hands, grow your organic food, make tofu salads, and leave the rest of modern society alone. The history of civilization is tough, humans need to survive. If a few chickens have to burn to stop the spread of bird flu, then so be it. Eventually, the flu will hit our country…it’s just a matter of time. I’m sure when your relatives are dying, puking, and bodies are convulsing that we should have burned every aviary animal alive. Heck, you’ll probably start shooting birds out of the sky to seek revenge against your Western son or daughter who died a horrific and painful death due to bird flu.
Quick, someone choke that chicken and put it out of its misery.
LOL! WooHoo that pic was cute!
Lobsters….hmmmmmmmm!
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Hey One Tough MF, what about countries that eat dog and cat? Gives a different meaning to “doggie bag” doesn’t it?
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“The Cat’s in the kettle at the Peking Moon….” (sung to the tune of Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s In The Cradle”)
NEWSFLASH – Colonel Sanders has successfully genetically engineered the common chicken to burst into flames at the maximum tenderness in its life. “This is a great breakthrough” the Colonel stated, “That and changes to the diet so its feathers taste like the eleven secret herbs and spices our customer expects”. When the Colonel’s top competitor, Frank Perdue was asked what is new in his camp since he invented the chicken hotdog, he went on a rampage yelling “They’re Chicken Franks. Get it? FRANKS!!! FRANK PERDUE?…..FRANKS! CHICKEN FRANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaagh”
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Frank Perdue was not available for further comments.
Well now i feel sick. Lovely.. ._.
Sick.
Where can I get my hands on some hot cock?
Puts me in the mood for some smashed potatoes, biscuits and a spork!
BTW–What part of a chicken is the “nuggets”? Is it the same as the chicken’s “tenders”?
not so funny
Oh come on! It’s shopped! You can’t think that’s real, can you?
I’d eat it.
not funny … not even close to funny … far far far away from funny
That’s one smokin’ hot chick, if I ever did see one!! Lighten up.
poor chicken. T_T
Anyone who thinks that’s funny is just plain cruel.
You think this is funny?! Don’t tell us to lighten up. It’s not funny, even if it is photoshopped.
agree, you took one step over the line on this one Jonco.
Humans hurting themselves out of their personal stupidity is one thing, but this is not funny. Fake or not.
I repeat…at No time in this PHOTOSHOPPED picture was any ANIMAL HURT!! How come you didn’t feel sorry for the horse with his arse plugged?
Made you look.
I want mine a little more done,the feathers would not be good,also I would prefer some form of DEAD animal
ATTENTION! Man (and woman) are at the top of the food chain. It’s a F**king animal! AND, it was photoshopped. Why don’t all you whiners gather at Adobe and protest them for creating such a harmful piece of software?
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Good one Jonco, keep up the good work.
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I think I’ll have my chicken wings “Flaming”
It’s Indonesia during the Bird Flu scare, rather than kill the birds before burning them they just throw them in the fire alive, sometimes they escape.
Yeah… not funny… photoshopped or not… kind of ruined my day actually. Now I don’t feel like having breakfast.
Whahahahahahaha! This is funny!
“There are only 2 kinds of people in the world: those who care, and those who think.” 😀
Thanks Bella – I did scroll back up to look for the stupid horse!
that was jus wrong not funny at all i cant belive u would put somthing a bad as hurting an animal on this site
Hello, just because Jonco puts something on his site doesn’t means he advocates it. He’s put nun jokes here, for instance. You don’t expect Jonco to became a nun, do you?
Who loves lobsters? I love eating lobsters. Lobsters are boiled alive and they even let out a shriek before they are cooked. Who loves KFC chicken? Chickens processed at KFC are boiled alive. Add the colonel’s secret spices and yum yum. Who loves beef? I love a good steak. Slit their throats and make them bleed so our packaged meat doesn’t run full of blood. Who likes a good pork chop? In Europe, they hang the pigs by their feet and slit them open from neck to groin, guts come spilling out, blood pours and their screams remind me of children screaming. Yet, I love a good pork chop. So for all those haters of this picture, why don’t you leave this country, find a nice island to hold hands, grow your organic food, make tofu salads, and leave the rest of modern society alone. The history of civilization is tough, humans need to survive. If a few chickens have to burn to stop the spread of bird flu, then so be it. Eventually, the flu will hit our country…it’s just a matter of time. I’m sure when your relatives are dying, puking, and bodies are convulsing that we should have burned every aviary animal alive. Heck, you’ll probably start shooting birds out of the sky to seek revenge against your Western son or daughter who died a horrific and painful death due to bird flu.
Quick, someone choke that chicken and put it out of its misery.
LOL! WooHoo that pic was cute!
Lobsters….hmmmmmmmm!
.
Hey One Tough MF, what about countries that eat dog and cat? Gives a different meaning to “doggie bag” doesn’t it?
.
“The Cat’s in the kettle at the Peking Moon….” (sung to the tune of Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s In The Cradle”)
Oh this is too goood!
http://kanyak.com/ckettle.html
NEWSFLASH – Colonel Sanders has successfully genetically engineered the common chicken to burst into flames at the maximum tenderness in its life. “This is a great breakthrough” the Colonel stated, “That and changes to the diet so its feathers taste like the eleven secret herbs and spices our customer expects”. When the Colonel’s top competitor, Frank Perdue was asked what is new in his camp since he invented the chicken hotdog, he went on a rampage yelling “They’re Chicken Franks. Get it? FRANKS!!! FRANK PERDUE?…..FRANKS! CHICKEN FRANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaagh”
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Frank Perdue was not available for further comments.
Well now i feel sick. Lovely.. ._.
Sick.
Where can I get my hands on some hot cock?
Puts me in the mood for some smashed potatoes, biscuits and a spork!
BTW–What part of a chicken is the “nuggets”? Is it the same as the chicken’s “tenders”?