Climate is caused by the emotion of the earth around the sun.
The chief animals of Australia are the kangaroo, larkspur, boomerang, and peccadillo.
Don Juan is a town in the West Indies.
In Athens there is a temple called the Pancreas.
The writing of ancient Egypt was called hydraulics.
The Greeks wore scandals on their feet.
The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
Oceania is a continent that contains no land.
The climate of Bombay is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west.
People go to Africa to hunt rhinostriches.
The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes.
Persia’s chief industry is raising cats, hence the word purr.
The Mediterranean and the Red Seas are connected by the Sewage Canal.
well, it’s not like I got them all wrong.