11 thoughts on “Father of the year”

  1. “Hey Daddy? Why’s he gwowling at me and why’s he got a wot of, wike, foamy stuff coming out of his mouff? OUCH!”

  2. This is nothing. I live in bear country (Whistler, BC, Canada) and we get tourists trying to introduce their children to wild black bears. The bears haven’t eaten any tourists yet and that’s a good thing: eating that much stupid would probably kill the bear.

  3. When I was a kid we lived in a zoo for a year (Banham Zoo, Norfolk, England) – don’t ask, long story – and bears were the favourite for feeders. People regularly climbed the fences and offered fruit, sweets and cigarettes on arms stretched through the bars, convinced that the fruit, sweets or cigarettes were the thing that was enticing the bears… Some people just need a lot of understanding and comforting and loving and hugging and squeezing and squeezing and squeezing until you can’t squeeze any more.

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