I want to live my next life backwards!
- You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
- Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
- When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
- When you start work, you get a gold watch! on your first day.
- You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you’re too young to work.
- So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
- As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
- You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
- In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
- You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
- Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Thanks Gene
It’s the getting back into the ‘floating peacefully’ place that makes me nervous. It’s hard enough just getting the out let alone putting one back!!!
can i skip to ICU part that came just after birth?
this is a classic newman (seinfeld)
I was sure it was classic George Costanza…
It’s before Seinfeld (he stole, er, I mean, “borrowed” it).
I thought it was a classic Mork & Mindy…
F Scott Fitzgerald made it sound a lot more depressing.
But your version of Benjamin Button sounds fantastic!
Makes sense, only I’d hate to lose my sexual abilities at about the age of 11…
But on the other hand, we lose them at old-age anyhow ;p
I’ll be thinking about this idea for the next few days,
maybe I’ll do something with it!