A few from the list:
- 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
- 12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
- 18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
- 25. It is only permissible to shout ‘woo-hoo!’ if you are doing a shot with four or
more people. - 28. If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
- 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during Happy Hour.
- 35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would
be doing it. - 39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell
the barmaid to keep the change, but, once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back.
To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value. - 44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
- 52. Your songs will come on as you’re leaving the bar.
- 55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you
think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English. - 69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
- 80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
- 86. You will forget everyone of of these rules by your fifth drink.
one half of it is very true, while the other half is simply hilarious, great list:D