Month: March 2008

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?

 Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that’s taking  things a bit far!

  Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!

 Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

 War Dims Hope for Peace 
I can see where it might have that effect!
  
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile   
Ya think?!

 Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
Who would have thought!

 Enfield (London) Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide 
They may be on to something!

 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!  

 Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 
He probably IS the battery charge

 New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Weren’t they fat enough?!

 Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
Do they taste like chicken?

 Local High School Dropouts  Cut in Half 
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

 Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Boy, are they tall!

 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
Did I read that right?

Thanks Fabian