DUH! headlines

[1] Infertility unlikely to be passed on – Montgomery Advertiser

[2] Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link – Cornell Daily Sun

[3] Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut – The New York Times

[4] Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find – The Los Angeles Times

[5] Light’ meals are lower in fat, calories – Huntington Herald-Dispatch

[6] Alcohol ads promote drinking – The Hartford Courant

[7] Malls try to attract shoppers – The Baltimore Sun

[8] Official: Only rain will cure drought – The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

[9] Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men – The Sunday Oregonian

[10] Low Wages Said Key to Poverty – Newsday

[11] Man shoots neighbor with machete – The Miami Herald

[12] Economist uses theory to explain economy – Collinsville Herald-Journal

[13] Bible church’s focus is the Bible — Saint Augustine Record, Florida

[14] Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear — Journal of Commerce

[15] Lack of brains hinders research — The Columbus Dispatch

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