That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
I’m not clear on the advice. Should a camel toad be licked? 😛
He’s really a good boy, he even offered to toss my salad the other day!
Actually, this is incorrect. There really are camel
toads. They are mainly in and near the Nile River, but
everywhere else as well. When a camel comes to take a
drink of water, the toads, always wanting a freebie,
jump onto and into, the camels toes. In this way, they
get a free ride to the next body of water to spread
their seed, thusly, spreading their own kind all over.
The camel’s toe area is soft and moist, which is just
what the toad needs of coarse. The camel gets pleasure
from this. It is a symbiotic relationship. Thusly,
camel and toad survive long trips, and are in
existence just about everywhere. In reality, the toads
true species name is Bachalerotis Fuckacameltoeis. But
how did camels (and their toes–and toads) get to the
US? Well, this is where a little help from humankind
comes in. A very generous man had an idea. He thought
to himself, if I create it, they will cum. He was
hoping to better the world in some way, whatever it
took. (He did this, but he paid a price. A sad story
for another time.) After much thought he created
something called ‘Girls Gone Wild’. As this
organization grew, young women from all over our fine
planet were flocking to the good ol’ U S of A, knowing
that they would be improving their lot in life by
hooking up with GGW. As it turns out, the girls from
Egypt and that whole area, wanted to travel to the US
as well, but, they could not part with their beloved
camels(and their toes). Being the compassionate person
that he is, Mr. GGW, upon learning of their plight,
arranged for many Middle East girls(not the terrorist
type), and their camels, to make the long journey
over. (The toads came, obviously, as toe’d
aways.)Everyone was really happy. Ultimately, the
camels ended up in zoos all over our great country,
(as did the toads) which was alright with the girls.
Once they were here, and tasted the good life, they
could care less about camels and toads. They were
hell-bent on improving their lives, which they do to
this day, along with many others, through the
generosity of Mr. GGW and his wholesome organization.
Thusly, you now know the true story of camels and
their toes, camel toads, and how to make a whole lot
of money by enriching others lives and still end up
behind bars. Remember, every time you see a camel at a
zoo, another pretty girl is going wild somewhere,
striving to raise the happiness level of untold
numbers of underprivileged camel toad lovers all
across this great country of ours. Thank you Mr. GGW!
Gary Brown Cleveland, Ohio [email protected]
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
I’m not clear on the advice. Should a camel toad be licked? 😛
He’s really a good boy, he even offered to toss my salad the other day!
Actually, this is incorrect. There really are camel
toads. They are mainly in and near the Nile River, but
everywhere else as well. When a camel comes to take a
drink of water, the toads, always wanting a freebie,
jump onto and into, the camels toes. In this way, they
get a free ride to the next body of water to spread
their seed, thusly, spreading their own kind all over.
The camel’s toe area is soft and moist, which is just
what the toad needs of coarse. The camel gets pleasure
from this. It is a symbiotic relationship. Thusly,
camel and toad survive long trips, and are in
existence just about everywhere. In reality, the toads
true species name is Bachalerotis Fuckacameltoeis. But
how did camels (and their toes–and toads) get to the
US? Well, this is where a little help from humankind
comes in. A very generous man had an idea. He thought
to himself, if I create it, they will cum. He was
hoping to better the world in some way, whatever it
took. (He did this, but he paid a price. A sad story
for another time.) After much thought he created
something called ‘Girls Gone Wild’. As this
organization grew, young women from all over our fine
planet were flocking to the good ol’ U S of A, knowing
that they would be improving their lot in life by
hooking up with GGW. As it turns out, the girls from
Egypt and that whole area, wanted to travel to the US
as well, but, they could not part with their beloved
camels(and their toes). Being the compassionate person
that he is, Mr. GGW, upon learning of their plight,
arranged for many Middle East girls(not the terrorist
type), and their camels, to make the long journey
over. (The toads came, obviously, as toe’d
aways.)Everyone was really happy. Ultimately, the
camels ended up in zoos all over our great country,
(as did the toads) which was alright with the girls.
Once they were here, and tasted the good life, they
could care less about camels and toads. They were
hell-bent on improving their lives, which they do to
this day, along with many others, through the
generosity of Mr. GGW and his wholesome organization.
Thusly, you now know the true story of camels and
their toes, camel toads, and how to make a whole lot
of money by enriching others lives and still end up
behind bars. Remember, every time you see a camel at a
zoo, another pretty girl is going wild somewhere,
striving to raise the happiness level of untold
numbers of underprivileged camel toad lovers all
across this great country of ours. Thank you Mr. GGW!
Gary Brown Cleveland, Ohio
[email protected]