The fine folks at Freakonomics have come up with a contest where you, the hopeful author, come up with a six-word motto for the United States of America.
Here are just a few of the 1,230 mottos submitted:
- Still Using Fahrenheit, Feet, and Gallons
- “Land of the six word motto
- All your oil belong to us
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Democracy
- Some are more equal than others
- stop me before I kill again
- Everyone hates US; immigration way up
- No, we still don’t like soccer
- Can’t we all just get along?
- Bold Leadership for a Brighter Yesterday
- America….at least we’re not Canada
- Your oil, our cars, we win
- One Nation, Over Weight, Over Budget
- Land of the Free (Just Kidding)
- You’ll never have what we’ve got.
- We know how to count!
- Do you want fries with that?
- This motto reserved for highest bidder
- We don’t need no stinkin’ motto!
- If you live here, you’re home.
- What Your Country Can Do For You
- God bless America! Starting with me!
- One Nation. One God. Screw You.
- Fatter, dumber, richer, and more free.
- Like Ancient Rome, with flush toilets
- Luckily, our parents left your country
- Coming To A Country Near You!
- Let Freedom Ring (void where prohibited.)
- Made in America (with foreign components)
- Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton? Deja Vu?
- Say what you want. We do
- Not that bad. Could be better
- In God we trust. Uh oh
- Our Vice-President Will Shoot Yours!
“America once was what Canada is”
‘What Your Country Can Do For You’ is slightly more than 6 words.
“Money Talks…But So Does Bullshit.”
Canada Thanks God, They’re not America