Elephant provides breakdown assistance

An elephant put its size to good use when it helped a zoo keeper start his car by giving it a shove. Elephant pushes car

Lawrence Bates was all set to call for assistance when his jeep at West Midland Safari Park broke down, until Five the elephant decided to give him a helping hand.

The 18-year-old African Elephant got behind and pushed the car out of trouble and out of the enclosure.

She even cleaned the car in the process.

Five reached into a bucket of water with her trunk, sprayed the vehicle with water to remove any dust, then gathered up a sponge with her trunk and cleaned the windows and body with the style of a true professional.

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Laundry stain removal guide

Shirt stainsBlood – Spill more blood around area of stain so it won’t stand out as much.

Ink – Fall to knees and plead, “Why, God, why? Why dost thou test me so?”

Grass – Write the name of your liquid detergent on stain. Wash. Hold up to camera, and show off the unbelievable results.

Mud – Place large iron-on NASCAR patch over stain. Apply heat for 60 seconds.

Tomato Sauce – Take out the mook responsible for your tomato-sauce stain by executing him gangland-style in the back of the head. Capeche?

Coffee – Rub cream and sugar into stain. Apply oral suction. Enjoy rich, robust coffee-stain flavor.

Wine – Apply mixture of 1/2 rum and 1/2 Coke to self until you no longer care about some little freaking stain.

Chewing Gum – Using permanent marker, draw dotted line around stain. Cut carefully on dotted line.

Nail Polish – Nail-polish stains are actually quite lovely. Why not leave them in for a pleasing “homecrafted” look?

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