Caption contest finalists

Winner gets a full copy of Notifier2.  Winner decided tomorrow morning.

Mermaid in hearse

Here are the finalists for the caption contest:

A.  I was a little late, because I had to re-hearse this tale of a whale.

B.  Tonight on Cinemax, Willy Wonka and the Fetish Factory.

C.  And just as he was about to slam the door shut, I woke up at home in my bed…

D.  Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville with Wee-Man as Sebastian and this is ‘bAriel at sea’.

Which is the best caption?


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Two priests go to Hawaii for vacation

Priests on vacationTwo priests decided to go to Hawaii on an overdue vacation.  They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their ‘tourist’ garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a ‘drop dead’ gorgeous blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them..  They couldn’t help but stare.

Blonde toplessAs the blonde passed them she smiled and said ‘Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,’ nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned.  How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said ‘Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,’ and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, ‘Just a minute, young lady.’ …

 ‘Yes, Father?’

‘We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?’

She replied, ‘Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen.

Thanks Gene

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Meet the Pineberry

Pineberries

What you see here are, genetically, common strawberries.  They’re a type of strawberry specifically cultivated due to the uniqueness of the variety present.   Called “pineberries,” these strawberries originally grew in South America and were almost extinct by 2003, but was saved by a group of Dutch farmers.  The lone company to produce them claims that pineberries are actually the world’s first strawberry, but that is probably more marketing spin than actual fact.  If so, it’s unnecessary, as pineberries have a built-in marketing hook, as the differences between pineberries and “regular” strawberries is more than skin deep.  Pineberries don’t taste like normal strawberries.  They taste like pineapples.

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